Riding the bench

I recommend the four footer.

The sibs think I've gone Favre on them.

The foul ball "four footer" breaks a window in their minds.

"It's engraved," I offer meekly.

"It's Redwood.  Old growth.  American Made.

Muttering.  Suspicion. Head wagging.

"Heirloom quality."   Silence.

"They asked for it" I read from their epistle.  

Broken windows replaced, or boarded over.

Jesus grabs the bat. Holy Spirit is a fist higher.  God gets bottle tops.

Trinity plus one equals four....footer.