I recommend the four footer.
The sibs think I've gone Favre on them.
The foul ball "four footer" breaks a window in their minds.
"It's engraved," I offer meekly.
"It's Redwood. Old growth. American Made.
Muttering. Suspicion. Head wagging.
"Heirloom quality." Silence.
"They asked for it" I read from their epistle.
Broken windows replaced, or boarded over.
Jesus grabs the bat. Holy Spirit is a fist higher. God gets bottle tops.
Trinity plus one equals four....footer.
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